I must confess something here which will dismay my female readers and confirm the horrible suspicions of the male population. Yes! I am about to reveal why women stay in the bathroom so long. Well, I suppose I would get lynched if I covered the entire topic, some of which is so mysterious that even I, having been member of the female sex for quite some time, still do not fully comprehend. So I refuse to speak of the domestic sphere but will delicately touch on the matter of public restrooms.There are no distracting boxes of cosmetics, no particularly fascinating wallpapers, and not even those half-mat bathroom rugs that conspire to trip pitiable victims of human-ness. Entering into a public restroom, one can see nothing of eminence that suggests a temptation for the female population of the world to spend inordinate amounts of time within the small and usually smelly enclosed space.What our eyes typically skim over as we survey the modern grotto is the air-hand-dryers. These marvelous pieces of invention are the temptation of all who use them. Merely discarding hazardous materials such as scratchifying paper towels is not good enough for us. To those of us who have offices and cubicles, we know the air conditioned hallways of our workplaces can be formidable. To those of us who sometimes slink through freezing movie theatres with our naturally warm companions, we know the comfort of these life-giving hand-warmer-thingies.Now, what to say? I see you are all in shock. I have to leave you in this state, unfortunately because I have an online class that is screaming for attention. Maybe I’ll have time to brush up and give you all a debriefing later . . . *sigh*